Me: "Why do I want to become a gay man?!" This morning, I asked Matthew if I could get this haircut:
(Okay, so I like all girlie versions of the cut, too.)
The answer from my Mr. Right: "No, thank you."
Later, I mentioned that I wanted this cardigan:
And I may have commented that I really want one of these fine gentlemen to shop with me:
This quickly led to an uncomfortable round of "Would You Rather"?
Me: "Would you rather I had a man's body and woman's head, or a woman's body and man's head?"
Matt: "I'm not playing this game."
Me: "What?! Why not?"
Matt: "Because you'll use my answer to your advantage...and chop your hair off."